Description
Orc Borg — Grant Howitt (Neon Zine edition)
A loud, neon-soaked MÖRK BORG-compatible zine of chaotic, over-the-top orc apocalypse adventuring. Run raucous sessions in the Derelict — a trash-rocket overflowing with generations of brutal orcs — using rules light, punchy mechanics and neon Pantone inks that make the art pop.
What’s inside
- Character options to make crazed, armageddon-bound orcs and ORCBORG cyborg-orcs.
- Rules for piloting, fighting and stealing giant mechs (BANG TEN THOUSAND, MASSIVE PROBLEM, RUST BITCH).
- Two space‑magic systems: runic TECHNOWIZARDRY and shouted YELL PRAYERS.
- Expanded D12 weapon table (presented large and illustrated).
- Custom Apocalyptic Prophecy table (new take on MÖRK BORG prophecy).
- Eight musical genres for flavour (e.g., PIANOHAMMER, TRASH CANNON, DRUM BASTARD).
- Bestiary: demons, grotty aliens, cult humans, rival orcs, and more.
- Neon Zine bonus: ROTER ZWERG — a two-page point-crawl dungeon with map, random encounters, two dwarf types, two robot types, and jokey room descriptions.
- Full-colour neon Pantone printing for vivid visuals.
- Free online GENERATORC character generator with illustrations.
Tone & playstyle
- Loud, trashy, chaotic, and comedic-horrific; ideal for short, explosive sessions or one-shots with over-the-top violence and dark humour. Easy to run using the MÖRK BORG ruleset.













